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My life as "Big Al, the Pizza Dude".



Big Al, Computer Guy

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May 6, 2016

There are several web contests I enter regularly. They are all by companies I already buy from. For some of them, the odds of winning are pretty good. Today's contest was from [...]

The image on Slide 4

May 5, 2015

One day, I was looking for a picture of the Cleopatra, "french vanilla ice cream, bananas, strawberries, rum sauce, gold brick, whipped cream", from Cyrano's, the best dessert [...]


May 5, 2015

This website is under transition. I hope to have all of the content moved and this page made 100% active by June 1, 2015. Or at least, that it the plan.

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