I never thought I would love anything as much as I love being daddy.



My life as "Big Al, the Pizza Dude".



Big Al, Computer Guy

Computer Wiki


APortman Consulting Billing



Car Shows

Added a photo gallery for the 2016 St. Louis European Car Show. It takes a second to load, but is way cool.

Created with Cinacopa



May 6, 2016

There are several web contests I enter regularly. They are all by companies I already buy from. For some of them, the odds of winning are pretty good. Today's contest was from [...]

The image on Slide 4

May 5, 2015

One day, I was looking for a picture of the Cleopatra, "french vanilla ice cream, bananas, strawberries, rum sauce, gold brick, whipped cream", from Cyrano's, the best dessert [...]


May 5, 2015

This website is under transition. I hope to have all of the content moved and this page made 100% active by June 1, 2015. Or at least, that it the plan.

# define page, spit out 404 if it doesn't exist $file = GSDATAPAGESPATH . $id .'.xml'; $file_404 = GSDATAOTHERPATH . '404.xml'; $user_created_404 = GSDATAPAGESPATH . '404.xml'; if (! file_exists($file)) { if (file_exists($user_created_404)) { //user created their own 404 page, which overrides the default 404 message $file = $user_created_404; } elseif (file_exists($file_404)) { $file = $file_404; } exec_action('error-404');